Thursday, December 22, 2005

Maybe I Have A Warped Sense Of Humor

This has got to be one of the best "going on vacation" emails that I have ever seen...
by the time i hit "send" i'll be on vacation. i'll be gone until the
beginning of next year. i don't plan to think about any of you while i'm gone,

i'll have my pager, but will give you cancer with my mind if you page
me. i'll have a laptop, but purely so i can watch anime wherever i go. the phone
number where i'll be is XXX XXX-XXXX, but if you call me i'll kill your dog. or
your kid. probably your kid, since i like dogs better.

'Tis the season to be jolly! Ho Ho Ho...

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